Hard To Grade These Sexy Flexible Russian Gymnasts When Oladipo's Knee Exploded Before The Halftime Show

Yesterday while sitting in on Barstool Radio, Dave coined the phrase Earn Your Drinks.  When I got home last night I thought about cracking open a cold one, and kicking back as I waited to review the Pacers halftime show. As I reached for a refreshing Bell’s Winter Ale (no free ads), Pres, saying earn your drinks echoed throughout my head. I hadn’t felt like I earned even a single drink for the day, so I put the beer back.

Then with 4 minutes left in the second quarter the Pacers’ dreams at a post season run came to a screeching halt as Oladipo went down with a disgusting knee injury.

It was at that moment that every Pacers’ fan earned as many drinks as their liver’s could handle for the foreseeable future.

To make matters worse, the halftime show I’m supposed to review was a bunch of sexy flexible Russian girls showing how much range of motion they have in their soft tissues. With media outlets disrespecting the Pacer’s all season,  giving them NO shot at making a run in the East when they were THE #3 SEED, then you have these gymnasts throwing salt in the wound. For that, these gymnasts are getting a score of ZERO/10. For the next few weeks nothing matters. There will be a cloud over the halftime reviews. The only joy I will find is at the bottom of the bottle.